"Say you could trade in what you are and give away everything that's special about you for a plain ol' regular laugh, would you?"
"Well, the me I wish I was would say 'no way'. Would say you gotta keep on fighting stupidity. Every mind you change is one less dumb fuck on the bad guys' side. But me, I'm afraid I'm a common. I'm feeling I'm a lot less optimistic I can affect the kind of change that makes a squirt's piss difference in this world and I'm so fucking tired of fighting."